The mugs that say ‘I get you’ without saying it
Designed and illustrated by artist Brandon Ellis
“I’m Not Salty” Cheeky Salt Shaker Blue Accent Mug – Floofles by Brandon Ellis
Start your day with the same sly charm as this grinning salt shaker who’s definitely not salty — even if he totally is.
Featuring Brandon Ellis’s original illustration and the caption “I’m Not Salty”, this mug is your perfect companion for those mornings when you’re calm, cool, and pretending you’re not just a little bit salty about everything.
Whether you’re brewing your morning coffee or just trying to keep it together through a tough day, this mug is perfect for anyone who’s mastered the art of pretending to be chill while secretly simmering beneath the surface.
Why You’ll Love It:
🖊️ Original Artwork by Brandon Ellis: Designed 100% by hand - no AI here. Every illustration is created under our Authocracy™ brand commitment to real, human-made art.
✨ Vibrant, Long-Lasting Colors: Keeps that cheeky grin sharp and the colors bright, day after day.
📏 Available in 11oz & 15oz Sizes: Whether you want a small sip or a full cup of “not salty” sass.
Care Tip: Hand wash or toss it in the dishwasher to keep your mug’s attitude (and smile) looking fresh.
Perfect for anyone who knows how to serve up their sass with a smile - your new go-to for coffee, tea, or whatever fuels your fabulous (and slightly salty) self.
“I’m Not Salty” Cheeky Salt Shaker Blue Accent Mug – Floofles by Brandon Ellis - 11oz / Cambridge Blue is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
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Care information
Care information
To keep your mug looking its best, wash it with mild detergent and avoid abrasive cleaners. These mugs are both dishwasher and microwave safe, thanks to their durable ORCA Coating™—designed to preserve vibrant colors and sharp details through everyday use. For optimal longevity, handwashing is recommended, but not required.
Delivery and Shipping
Delivery and Shipping
This item is made to order and typically ships within 2–5 business days. Standard delivery times vary by location, with most orders arriving within 7–12 business days after production. Please note that processing and shipping times may be extended during peak seasons. Tracking information will be provided once your order has shipped.
“I’m Not Salty” Cheeky Salt Shaker Blue Accent Mug – Floofles by Br...
Created by Brandon Ellis
Material: White ceramic with colored interior and handle
Capacity: 11 oz (0.33 liters)
Dimensions:
- Height: 3.78 inches (9.6 cm)
- Diameter: 3.19 inches (8.1 cm)
Finish: Glossy
Handle: C-shaped, easy-grip
Accent Colors Available: 12 options including Black, Navy, Cambridge Blue, Light Blue, Green, Light Green, Yellow, Pink, Golden Yellow, Orange, Red, and Maroon
Coating: AAA ORCA Coating™ for maximum print vibrancy
Decoration Type: Sublimation
1) Fill with liquid of your choosing
2) Transport to sofa or lounge area
3) Proceed to tilt mug under the conditions detailed below:
- IF near mouth and you wish to drink, you are in the ideal situation to tilt the mug
- IF not near mouth, DO not tilt mug UNLESS EMPTY. This is important for continued liquid containment
- IF already tilted, DO NOT tilt more. It will just cause a mess.
Good luck!
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What's so great about these Mugs?
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