Start your day with the same sly charm as this grinning salt shaker who’s definitely not salty — even if he totally is.

Featuring Brandon Ellis’s original illustration and the caption “I’m Not Salty”, this mug is your perfect companion for those mornings when you’re calm, cool, and pretending you’re not just a little bit salty about everything.

Whether you’re brewing your morning coffee or just trying to keep it together through a tough day, this mug is perfect for anyone who’s mastered the art of pretending to be chill while secretly simmering beneath the surface.

Why You’ll Love It:

🖊️ Original Artwork by Brandon Ellis: Designed 100% by hand - no AI here. Every illustration is created under our Authocracy™ brand commitment to real, human-made art. 

✨ Vibrant, Long-Lasting Colors: Keeps that cheeky grin sharp and the colors bright, day after day.

📏 Available in 11oz & 15oz Sizes: Whether you want a small sip or a full cup of “not salty” sass.

Care Tip: Hand wash or toss it in the dishwasher to keep your mug’s attitude (and smile) looking fresh.

Perfect for anyone who knows how to serve up their sass with a smile - your new go-to for coffee, tea, or whatever fuels your fabulous (and slightly salty) self.