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The mugs that say ‘I get you’ without saying it

Designed and illustrated by artist Brandon Ellis

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“Why Are You Talking?” Grumpy Bear Orange Accent Mug – Floofles by Brandon Ellis

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Meet your new favorite mug - perfect for mornings when you just can’t even.

Featuring our favorite grumpy bear and the brutally honest caption “Why Are You Talking?”, this mug says exactly what you’re thinking before you’ve had your first sip. Designed and illustrated by Brandon Ellis, it’s the ultimate coffee companion for anyone who prefers silence with their caffeine.

With bold, vibrant colors and a glossy finish, this mug adds a splash of attitude to your kitchen or office - because some days, words are optional.

Why You’ll Love It:

🖊️ Original Artwork by Brandon Ellis: Designed 100% by hand - no AI here. Every illustration is created under our Authocracy™ brand commitment to real, human-made art.

✨ Vibrant, Long-Lasting Colors: Advanced printing tech keeps your bear’s scowl sharp and vivid.

🌐 All-Around Design: Turn the mug. Meet the character. Turn it again. See the brand. Repeat daily.

📏 Available in 11oz & 15oz Sizes: For a modest boost or go large when you really mean business.

Care Instructions: Dishwasher safe or hand wash with warm water and mild soap to keep that grumpy face flawless.

A perfect gift for introverts, coffee lovers, and anyone who enjoys a little sass with their sip.


Size
Color: Orange

Care information

To keep your mug looking its best, wash it with mild detergent and avoid abrasive cleaners. These mugs are both dishwasher and microwave safe, thanks to their durable ORCA Coating™—designed to preserve vibrant colors and sharp details through everyday use. For optimal longevity, handwashing is recommended, but not required.

Delivery and Shipping

This item is made to order and typically ships within 2–5 business days. Standard delivery times vary by location, with most orders arriving within 7–12 business days after production. Please note that processing and shipping times may be extended during peak seasons. Tracking information will be provided once your order has shipped.

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Created by Brandon Ellis

Material: White ceramic with colored interior and handle
Capacity: 11 oz (0.33 liters)
Dimensions:
- Height: 3.78 inches (9.6 cm)
- Diameter: 3.19 inches (8.1 cm)
Finish: Glossy
Handle: C-shaped, easy-grip
Accent Colors Available: 12 options including Black, Navy, Cambridge Blue, Light Blue, Green, Light Green, Yellow, Pink, Golden Yellow, Orange, Red, and Maroon
Coating: AAA ORCA Coating™ for maximum print vibrancy
Decoration Type: Sublimation

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What's so great about these Mugs?

You've seen mugs before. You may even have used one at some point. But let us go into ridiculously un-needed detail to satisfy both SEO and our lust for mug-related trivia.

  • Mugs that make the dishwasher wish it was safe from them

    Clarification: They're dishwasher safe

  • Mugs that hold it together

    Unlike your social life

  • Mugs that say the truth

    Because someone has to

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