From Brandon's Desk to Your Table
“Pathetic” Judgy Owl Maroon Accent Mug – Floofles by Brandon Ellis
Part of the Floofles Collection
Created by Artist Brandon Ellis
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✅ Hand-Drawn Art – 100% human-made, no AI
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✅ Dishwasher Safe - for everyday use
Description
Description
The mug for mastering the art of quiet contempt.
Start your day with the withering judgment of a creature who’s seen it all — and is not impressed. This maroon mug features Brandon Ellis’s hilariously surly owl, peering over the rim with a soul-piercing glare and a single, devastating word: “Pathetic.”
Whether you’re side-eyeing your inbox, silently roasting your coworkers, or just contemplating the tragic state of humanity before your first sip, this mug is your ultimate companion in caffeinated contempt.
Why You'll Love It:
🖊️ Original Artwork by Brandon Ellis: Designed 100% by hand - no AI here. Every illustration is created under our Authocracy™ brand commitment to real, human-made art.
✨ Vibrant, Long-Lasting Print: Keeps that glare sharp and the colors rich, sip after contemptuous sip.
📏 Available in 11oz & 15oz Sizes: Whether you want a quick eye-roll or a full-on judgment session.
Perfect for anyone who loves a little sarcasm with their caffeine, appreciates the fine art of side-eye, or just needs a reminder that sometimes, yes - you are allowed to judge.
“Pathetic” Judgy Owl Maroon Accent Mug – Floofles by Brandon Ellis
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Material: White ceramic with colored interior and handle
Capacity: 11 oz (0.33 liters)
Dimensions:
- Height: 3.78 inches (9.6 cm)
- Diameter: 3.19 inches (8.1 cm)
Finish: Glossy
Handle: C-shaped, easy-grip
Accent Colors Available: Varies depending on mug
Coating: AAA ORCA Coating™ for maximum print vibrancy
Decoration Type: Sublimation
1) Fill with liquid of your choosing
2) Transport to sofa or lounge area
3) Proceed to tilt mug under the conditions detailed below:
- IF near mouth and you wish to drink, you are in the ideal situation to tilt the mug
- IF not near mouth, DO not tilt mug UNLESS EMPTY. This is important for continued liquid containment
- IF already tilted, DO NOT tilt more. It will just cause a mess.
Good luck!
This item is made to order and typically ships within 2–5 business days. Standard delivery times vary by location, with most orders arriving within 7–12 business days after production. Please note that processing and shipping times may be extended during peak seasons. Tracking information will be provided once your order has shipped.
