"Zerp" Illustrated White Phone Holder - Lil' Fellas by Ben Mills

Zerp is built to stand and ready to judge.

Designed & illustrated by Ben Mills, Zerp isn’t just a phone holder - he’s your personal desktop inspector. With a nose for nonsense and zero tolerance for crumbs, Zerp holds your phone upright and your workspace accountable.

Whether it’s for your tidy partner, hyper-organized co-worker, or yes - even your own high-standards self - Zerp is the ideal phone companion for anyone who values order, structure, and strong side-eye energy.

Why You'll Love It:

🖊️ Original Artwork by Ben Mills: Designed 100% by hand - no AI here. Every illustration is created under our Authocracy™ brand commitment to real, human-made art.

🌍 Part of the Lil’ Fellas World: The world where there’s a quirky character for everyone. Take the quiz to find your inner Lil’ Fella, then make your friends, family, and even that messy co-worker do it too. Trust us - someone is a Zerp. Discover who!

🛠️ Durable Build: Made from tough hardboard with a sturdy plastic leg - Zerp-approved and mess-resistant.

⚡ Easy 2-Piece Assembly: Snaps together quicker than you can say “Who left this here?”

✨ Glossy Finish: Sleek and judgment-ready, perfect for any home, office, or spotless desk set-up.

👉 Not sure you’re a Zerp? Take the quiz and find your desk spirit.