"Zerp" Illustrated White Lined Spiral Notebook - Lil' Fellas by Ben Mills

This isn’t just a notebook - it’s a cleanliness crusade, one ruled page at a time.

Featuring Zerp, the big-nosed Lil’ Fella designed & illustrated by Ben Mills, this spiral-bound sidekick is here to help you organize your thoughts while silently judging your surroundings.

Zerp doesn’t tolerate mess, half-finished to-do lists, or snack crumbs near important ideas. He’s sharp, structured, and surprisingly supportive - as long as you don’t spill anything on him. If your inner voice has ever said, “Should we really write that here?” - Zerp already said it louder.

Why You'll Love It:

🖊️ Original Artwork by Ben Mills: Designed 100% by hand - no AI here. Every illustration is created under our Authocracy™ brand commitment to real, human-made art.  

🌍 Part of the Lil’ Fellas World: Each Lil’ Fella has their own quirks. Zerp’s just happens to be hyper-awareness and a sensitive nose. Sound like someone you know? Take the quiz now!

📄 90gsm Paper: Smooth, no bleed-through, Zerp-approved.

🔁 Metal Spiral Binding: Flips flat and never lets go. Just like Zerp’s standards.

📁 Hidden Document Pocket: For secrets, notes, or your list of favorite cleaning products.

📓 Sturdy 350gsm Cover: Durable, wipeable, and proudly nosy.

📏 Compact Size - 6" x 8", 118 Ruled Pages: Portable enough for ideas on the go.

👉 Take the quiz and meet your inner Lil' Fella - then make your friends take it too. Someone you know is a Zerp.