"Zerp" Illustrated Black Lined Spiral Notebook - Lil' Fellas by Ben Mills

Serious on the outside. Silently judging on the inside.

This matte black Zerp spiral notebook is made for those who like their pages crisp, their thoughts structured, and their stationery as no-nonsense as their favorite big-nosed Lil’ Fella.

Designed & illustrated by Ben Mills, Zerp brings high standards and low tolerance for chaos. Whether you’re organizing your day or just pretending to have it all together - Zerp sees you. 

Why You'll Love It:

🖊️ Original Artwork by Ben Mills: Designed 100% by hand - no AI here. Every illustration is created under our Authocracy™ brand commitment to real, human-made art.

🌍 Part of the Lil’ Fellas World: One weird, wonderful universe. Take the quiz to find your Lil' Fella. (Someone in your family is a Zerp.)

📄 90gsm Paper: Smooth writing surface, zero smudge drama.

🔁 Metal Spiral Binding: Stays together like your very best intentions.

📁 Interior Pocket: For tidy to-do lists, stray notes, or emergency cleaning wipes.

📓 Durable 350gsm Cover: As firm as Zerp’s standards (and way more forgiving).

📏 Compact Size: 6" x 8", 118 Ruled Pages: For pure productivity (or at least the illusion of it).

👉 Not sure if you're a Zerp? Take the quiz to find your match - then get your friends, family, and coworkers involved.