"Zerp" Illustrated Unisex T-Shirt - Lil' Fellas by Ben Mills

Zerp’s got a nose for nonsense - and now he’s on your shirt.

Designed & illustrated by Ben Mills, this tee features the one and only Zerp: the Lil’ Fella with an oversized sniffer and an even bigger opinion on how clean your desk should be.

It’s soft, bold, and just judgmental enough. Whether you’re at work, on the move, or lounging in curated comfort, Zerp’s got your back (and your front).

Why You’ll Love It:

🖊️ Original Artwork by Ben Mills: Designed 100% by hand - no AI here. Every illustration is created under our Authocracy™ brand commitment to real, human-made art. 

🌍 Part of the Lil’ Fellas World: A universe full of quirky characters like Zerp, each with their own vibe. Take the quiz to find your Lil’ Fella - then make your friends, co-workers, and that one roommate do it too. Someone’s definitely a Zerp. Probably you.

🖤 Garmet-Dyed Fabric: Feels worn-in from day one. No crusty cotton here.

🌱 100% Ethically Sourced US Cotton: Clean shirt. Clean conscience.

🪡 Double-Needle Stitching: Built to last longer than that weird smell in the break room.

👕 No Side Seams: Smooth fit. Minimal fuss.

📏Unisex Sizes S–3XL: Zerp doesn’t care what size you are. Just that you washed it.

🌈 Available in 6 Colors: Choose wisely. Zerp has opinions.

👉 Not sure if Zerp’s your Lil’ Fella? Take the quiz and meet your match. They're waiting.