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"Zerp" Illustrated White Mug - Lil' Fellas by Ben Mills

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Meet Zerp: the Lil’ Fella with a giant nose, a sharp eye for mess, and absolutely no chill when it comes to cleanliness.

Designed & illustrated by Ben Mills, this mug puts Zerp front and center - ready to sniff out spilled sugar, office chaos, and whoever didn't rinse their spoon.

Whether you're a neat freak, a passive-aggressive breakroom warrior, or someone who simply enjoys sipping in judgment, Zerp’s your new coffee companion. Just… don’t leave a mess. Seriously. He knows.

Why You’ll Love It:

🖊️ Original Artwork by Ben Mills: Designed 100% by hand - no AI here. Every illustration is created under our Authocracy™ brand commitment to real, human-made art.

🌍 Part of the Lil’ Fellas World: One weird, wonderful universe. Take the quiz to find your Lil' Fella. (Someone in your office is definitely a Zerp.)

✨ Long-Lasting Print: Bold design that won’t fade, flake, or lose its snark.

📏 Available in 11oz & 15oz Sizes: One for the desk. One for the judgment-fueled caffeine binge.

Pro Tip: Clean up your coffee mess immediately. Zerp always knows.

👉 Take the quiz to find out which character you really are - then make your friends do it too. One of them is definitely a Zerp. Possibly all of them.


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Care information

To keep your mug looking its best, wash it with mild detergent and avoid abrasive cleaners. These mugs are both dishwasher and microwave safe, thanks to their durable ORCA Coating™—designed to preserve vibrant colors and sharp details through everyday use. For optimal longevity, handwashing is recommended, but not required.

Delivery and Shipping

This item is made to order and typically ships within 2–5 business days. Standard delivery times vary by location, with most orders arriving within 7–12 business days after production. Please note that processing and shipping times may be extended during peak seasons. Tracking information will be provided once your order has shipped.

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Created by Ben Mills

Material: White ceramic
Capacity: 11 oz and 15 oz
Dimensions:
- Height: 3.78 inches (9.6 cm)
- Diameter: 3.19 inches (8.1 cm)
Finish: Glossy
Print: High-quality sublimation printing
Handle: C-shaped, easy-grip
Design: Original character artwork by Ben Mills

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What's so great about these Mugs?

You've seen mugs before. You may even have used one at some point. But let us go into ridiculously un-needed detail to satisfy both SEO and our lust for mug-related trivia.

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  • Display your Challenging Personality for all to See

    Put your questionable intentions in plain sight. At least this way, you can argue that they should have seen your abrasive aura coming.

  • Disclaimer: Are you Bent over in your age?

    This mug can't help that, but there is a Lil' Fella with a similar issue. At least now you can talk about it with a visual aid.

  • Let Gorm Watch over you Whilst you Sleep

    Rest your weary head knowing that the herald of dark wisdom has your back in the darkness that awaits.

Live Slow, Live Lermly

There are always more Lil' Fellas

Seriously, there's loads

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