"Why Are You Talking?" Grumpy Bear White Tote Bag - Floofles by Brandon Ellis

When you're carrying the weight of the world (or just your snacks) — do it with attitude.

Featuring the unmistakably unimpressed grumpy bear and his iconic caption “Why Are You Still Talking?”, this tote bag says what you’re thinking so you don’t have to. Designed & illustrated by Brandon Ellis, it’s the perfect sidekick for your errands, classes, or daily grind - especially when your tolerance for small talk is running on fumes.

Whether you're heading to the grocery store, your therapist, or just need a stylish buffer between you and the public, this tote’s got the space, sass, and strength to keep up.

Why You’ll Love It:

100% Polyester Body: Lightweight, durable, and quick-drying - a.k.a, tote perfection.

Reinforced Stitching on Handles: Built to carry your books, groceries, and emotional baggage.

Boxed Corners: Extra room for essentials, snacks, or your “I swear I’m listening” face.

Custom Handle Colors: Choose the strap color that matches your vibe.

Three Sizes Available: Whether you’re a minimalist or a full-on tote maximalist, there’s one for you.

Perfect For:

• Students, creatives, and caffeine-fueled commuters
• A hilarious gift for introverts and chronically annoyed friends
• Anyone who appreciates practicality… and sarcasm

This is more than a bag. It’s a statement piece with strong "nope" energy - and it carries everything but your patience.