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"Why Are You Talking?" Grumpy Bear White Gaming Mouse Pad - Floofles by Brandon Ellis

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Why are you talking? Yeah, the bear wants to know too.

Add a little grump (and a whole lot of attitude) to your desk with this “Why Are You Talking?” grouchy bear computer mouse pad, featuring a delightfully unimpressed bear who's clearly not in the mood. It’s the perfect vibe for Monday mornings, Zoom calls that should’ve been emails, or anytime someone dares disturb your peace.

Whether you're gaming, working, studying - or just existing quietly - this mouse pad brings personality and a touch of sarcastic charm to your setup without saying a word. (Okay, maybe five.)

Why You’ll Love It:

Original Artwork by Brandon Ellis: Expertly drawn, carefully designed - Authocracy™ has a firm no AI stance on every single one of our creations, so you know you are always getting the real deal.

Durable Polyester Top: Smooth, soft, and ready for serious scrolling or silent brooding.

Natural Rubber Base: Non-slip grip keeps your bear (and your mouse) from wandering.

Vibrant, Long-Lasting Print: That grumpy glare? Here to stay.

Easy to Clean: Because even bears spill coffee sometimes.

Compact 9.5" × 8" Size: Fits perfectly into your den of introverted productivity.

Great gift idea for gamers, students, coworkers, introverts, or anyone who appreciates a little snark with their stationery.

 


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