"Why Are You Talking?" Illustrated Grumpy Bear Unisex T-Shirt - Floofles by Brandon Ellis

Some shirts shout style. This one just wants everyone to be quiet.

Meet your new favorite mood uniform: the “Why Are You Still Talking?” t-shirt featuring our delightfully grumpy bear, designed & illustrated by Brandon Ellis. It's the ideal wardrobe choice for introverts, coffee-first humans, and anyone running dangerously low on patience.

Soft, expressive, and just sarcastic enough, this t-shirt lets you speak your mind - without ever opening your mouth. Whether you're dodging small talk or heading to brunch under protest, this shirt has your back (and your attitude).

Why You’ll Love It:

🖊️ Original Artwork by Brandon Ellis: Designed 100% by hand - no AI here. Every illustration is created under our Authocracy™ brand commitment to real, human-made art. 

🖤 Garment-Dyed Fabric: Soft feel, lived-in look, and rich color that gets better with age.

🌱 100% Ethically Sourced US Cotton: Comfortable, breathable, and guilt-free.

🪡 Double-Needle Stitching: Built to last through tantrums, traffic, and team meetings.

👕 No Side Seams: Smooth and flattering from every angle.

📏Unisex Sizes S–3XL: A comfy, relaxed fit for every kind of mood.

🌈 Available in 6 Colors:

Whether you’re heading out or hiding from humanity, this t-shirt delivers comfort with a solid dose of "leave me alone."