'Why Are You Talking?" Grumpy Bear Pink Lined Notebook - Floofles by Brandon Ellis

Meet your new mood mascot: a grouchy bear who’s clearly running on less than one cup of coffee.

Designed and illustrated by Brandon Ellis, this grumpy bear notebook is perfect for anyone whose default setting is “silently judging” until cup #2 kicks in. If “Not a morning person” feels like your personal brand, you’ve just found your match.

Use it to jot down thoughts before you blurt them out - or just silently judge the world in peace. This notebook gets your vibe.

Why You'll Love It:

🖊️ Original Artwork by Brandon Ellis: Designed 100% by hand - no AI here. Every illustration is created under our Authocracy™ brand commitment to real, human-made art.

📄 90gsm Paper: Smooth and sturdy - great for inner monologues and morning sarcasm.

🔁 Metal Spiral Binding: Flips smoother than your mood pre-espresso.

📁 Handy Document Pocket: Stash loyalty cards, emergency snacks, and passive-aggressive post-its.

📓 Durable 350gsm Cover: Built to handle coffee spills, bad moods, and someone suggesting “decaf”.

📏 Compact Size - 6" x 8", 118 Ruled Pages: Fits perfectly in your bag, on your desk, or clutched tightly as you shuffle to the coffee machine.

Perfect for caffeine addicts, people who grunt until noon or a funny gift for your favorite introvert.