"Smurn" Illustrated White Phone Holder - Lil' Fellas by Ben Mills

Meet Smurn: creeping, peeking, definitely up to something. Now holding your phone.

Illustrated by Ben Mills, this stand stars Smurn - quiet as a whisper, sharp as a tack, and likely already memorised your unlock pattern. Smurn doesn't say much… but they’re always listening. And if your phone disappears for a second? That’s probably just part of the plan.

This isn’t just a phone holder - it’s a shady little sidekick with a heart full of schemes and a mind full of exit routes.

Why You’ll Love It:

🖊️ Original Artwork by Ben Mills: Designed 100% by hand - no AI here. Every illustration is created under our Authocracy™ brand commitment to real, human-made art. 

🌍 Part of the Lil’ Fellas World: Smurn’s just one shadow among many. Take the quiz to find your match - or figure out which friend always has mysterious pockets.

🛠️ Durable Build: Tough hardboard top with a dependable plastic leg. Low-profile, high-function. Smurn wouldn't risk anything less.

⚡ Easy 2-Piece Assembly: Snaps together fast. Like, suspiciously fast.

✨ Glossy Finish: Smooth, clean, and easy to wipe… just in case fingerprints need removing.

📱 Fits Most Phones: Vertical, horizontal, or hidden under a hoodie.

👉 Think you're a Smurn? Take the Lil’ Fellas quiz and see who’s really been sneaking around your subconscious. But be cool about it.