"Smurn" Illustrated Unisex T-Shirt - Lil' Fellas by Ben Mills

Smurn’s up to something. Now it’s on your shirt.

Designed & illustrated by Ben Mills, this tee features Smurn: the quiet scrimbler, certified sneak, and professional meddler in things best left alone. Cloaked in mystery (and probably several backup plans), Smurn isn’t here to explain - just to vanish into a shadowy corner after stealing your pen.

It’s soft, low-key stylish, and laced with suspicious energy. Whether you’re plotting in a café or just vibing at 2AM, Smurn’s got your back (while keeping an eye on everyone else's).

Why You’ll Love It:

🖊️ Original Artwork by Ben Mills: Designed 100% by hand - no AI here. Every illustration is created under our Authocracy™ brand commitment to real, human-made art. 

🌍 Part of the Lil’ Fellas World: Smurn’s one of many chaotic characters in this illustrated universe. Take the Lil’ Fellas quiz to find your Fella - and convince your friends to do the same. One of you is definitely a Smurn. You know who.

🖤 Garment-Dyed Fabric: Already broken in, like it’s been worn during at least three mysterious errands.

🌱 100% Ethically Sourced US Cotton: Clean conscience… even if Smurn’s isn’t.

🪡 Double-Needle Stitching: Strong enough for sprinting away from awkward situations.

👕 No Side Seams: Smooth, comfortable, and hard to trace.

📏 Unisex Sizes S–3XL: Smurn slips into any size and disappears before you ask questions.

🌈 Available in 6 Colors: Dark, mysterious tones preferred. But hey, Smurn’s unpredictable.

👉 Not sure if you’re a Smurn? Take the quiz and see which Lil’ Fella’s been quietly living inside you this whole time. Don’t worry, Smurn already knows your password.