"Smurn" Illustrated Black Lined Spiral Notebook - Lil' Fellas by Ben Mills

Smurn doesn’t just take notes. Smurn records… incidents.

This matte black notebook, hand-illustrated by Ben Mills, is the perfect cover for plots, pranks, theories, and highly suspect grocery lists. Quiet on the outside, full chaos on the inside - just like Smurn.

It’s not for everyone. But it might be for you. (You looked like the type.)

Why You’ll Love It:

🖊️ Original Artwork by Ben Mills: Designed 100% by hand - no AI here. Every illustration is created under our Authocracy™ brand commitment to real, human-made art.  

🌍 Part of the Lil’ Fellas World: Smurn is just one of many delightfully weird personalities. Take the quiz to find yours - or figure out who’s been hiding sticky notes in your cereal box.

📄 90gsm Paper: Smooth and scrimble-ready. Great for fast ideas or slow plotting.

🔁 Metal Spiral Binding: Flips quietly, like someone trying not to get caught.

📁 Hidden Document Pocket: For questionable receipts, mysterious maps, or your enemies list (alphabetized or not).

📓 Durable 350gsm Cover: Sleek, robust, and totally inconspicuous. Probably.

📏 Compact Size – 6" x 8", 118 Ruled Pages: Easy to carry, hard to track.

👉 Think you’re a Smurn? Take the Lil’ Fellas quiz and find out. But be warned… Smurn might’ve already taken it for you.