"Smurn" Illustrated White Tote Bag - Lil' Fellas by Ben Mills

Say hello to Smurn - the anxious little sneak with sticky fingers and a knack for disappearing just before something goes missing. She's part shadow, part whisper, and fully up to something (but she'll never admit it).

Original character artwork by Ben Mills, this illustrated tote channels all the twitchy charm and morally questionable hustle of a Lil’ Fella who's definitely been in your pantry… and definitely left with something wrapped in foil.

Whether you're creeping through the night or just stealing glances at pastries you didn’t pay for, Smurn’s tote is a perfect accomplice.

Why You'll Love It:

Original Artwork by Ben Mills: Designed 100% by hand - no AI here. Every illustration is created under our Authocracy™ brand commitment to real, human-made art. 

🌍 Part of the Lil’ Fellas World: Smurn knows people. People who know people. Take the quiz to find your place in the chain of secrets.

👜 100% Polyester Body: Lightweight, durable, and totally silent when fleeing the scene.

💪 Reinforced Handles: Strong enough to carry loot, secrets, or three (3) mildly cursed trinkets.

📦 Boxed Corners: Because thievery isn’t tidy - and neither are the things Smurn carries.

🎨 Customizable Handle Colors: Choose your shade of suspicion: black, white, navy, red, or "definitely-not-a-thief" beige.

📐 Three Sizes Available: From quick snatch-and-dashes to long, stealthy getaways, there’s a Smurn tote to fit your plans.

👉 Want to know which Lil’ Fella you are? Take the quiz (Smurn already did - twice - and definitely lied both times).