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"Slambo" Illustrated White Phone Holder - Lil' Fellas by Ben Mills

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Meet Slambo: trickster, lurker, occasional phone stand.

Designed & illustrated by Ben Mills, this Lil’ Fella isn’t just holding your device - he’s evaluating it. Judging it. Maybe even copying your passcode (he won't admit it).

With a scent like rare cologne and an aura that suggests he knows way more than you do, Slambo makes any desk setup feel like a secret mission.

Set him up in plain sight. He thrives on not being noticed.

Why You'll Love It:

🖊️ Original Artwork by Ben Mills: Designed 100% by hand - no AI here. Every illustration is created under our Authocracy™ brand commitment to real, human-made art.

🌍 Part of the Lil’ Fellas World: Every Lil’ Fella has a hidden agenda. Take the quiz to uncover yours (or expose the Slambo in your circle).

🛠️ Durable Build: Sleek but strong. Like a velvet glove concealing a lockpick.

Easy 2-Piece Assembly: Clicks together smoother than Slambo’s alibi.

Glossy Finish: Perfect for any desk setup - or the hidden compartment behind a bookshelf.

👉 Slambo is just one suspiciously stylish character in this oddball universe. Take the quiz to see if you’re a Slambo… or if someone close to you is lying about it.


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