"Slambo" Illustrated White Tote Bag - Lil' Fellas by Ben Mills

Slambo wouldn’t be caught without an exit strategy - or a good tote. This one’s both.

Designed & illustrated by Ben Mills, this roomy, durable bag features Slambo: part myth, part mystery, all vibes. He’s the kind of Lil’ Fella who knows every shortcut, keeps a low profile, and probably has a hidden zipper in his outfit (we haven’t found it… yet).

Whether you’re running errands, carrying classified files, or just heading somewhere very important but not telling anyone, this tote’s ready.

Why You'll Love It:

🖊️ Original Artwork by Ben Mills: Designed 100% by hand - no AI here. Every illustration is created under our Authocracy™ brand commitment to real, human-made art.

🌍 Part of the Lil’ Fellas World: Slambo is one of many peculiar personalities. Take the quiz to find your match - or expose the double agent in your friend group.

👜 100% Polyester Body: Lightweight, durable, and fast-drying. Slambo doesn’t wait for wet corners.

💪 Reinforced Handles: Strong enough to hold your laptop, snacks, or an entire backup plan.

📦 Boxed Corners: More room for mysterious objects and unlabelled folders.

🎨 Customizable Handle Colors: Match your mood, your outfit, or your decoy identity.

📐 Three Sizes Available: Small for everyday mischief, medium for errands, large for "Slambo business."

👉 Not sure who you are? Take the quiz and meet your inner Fella. (Let’s be honest - your friends already think you're a Slambo.)