"Pathetic" Judgy Owl White Tote Bag - Floofles by Brandon Ellis

Meet the green tote that’s as grounded as you’re trying to be.

Featuring Brandon Ellis’s original artwork of a sweet woodland creature clinging bravely to a leaf with a quiet grin and the caption "Hang In There,” this tote is your everyday reminder that steady effort (and a deep breath) go a long way.

Whether you're grabbing groceries, heading to class, or hauling around your “just-in-case” essentials, this bag is ready to carry it all - with a little encouragement tucked into every stitch.

Why You’ll Love It

Original Artwork by Brandon Ellis: Expertly drawn, carefully designed - Authocracy™ has a firm no AI stance on every single one of our creations, so you know you are always getting the real deal.

Beautiful Green Hue: Calming, earthy, and exactly what your wardrobe (and your mood) ordered.

100% Polyester Body: Lightweight yet strong enough to handle your everyday hustle.

Reinforced Stitching on Handles: Comfortable and dependable, no matter how heavy the day feels.

Spacious Boxed Corners: More room for books, notebooks, and whatever else you need to feel prepared.

Customizable Handle Colors: Match the moment: bold, neutral, or whatever shade says “I’ve got this.”

Available in 3 Sizes: Whether you’re a light packer or over prepared, there’s a perfect fit for you.

Perfect for gifting, toting, or treating yourself - because sometimes the most powerful thing you can do is just show up… and hang in there.