"Pathetic" Judgy Owl Purple Phone Holder - Floofles by Brandon Ellis

Because your phone deserves better company.

Let your phone rest in judgmental peace with this delightfully antisocial bunny, designed and illustrated by Brandon Ellis. Featuring the brutally honest caption “Books, Because People Suck,” this stand is perfect for book lovers, introverts, and anyone who prefers plot twists to small talk.

Whether you're doom scrolling, binge-reading, or "working," this stand keeps your phone upright - and your priorities clear.

Why You'll Love It

Original Artwork by Brandon Ellis: Expertly drawn, carefully designed - Authocracy™ has a firm no AI stance on every single one of our creations, so you know you are always getting the real deal.

Durable Materials: Built with a durable hardboard base and strong plastic leg to support your phone in portrait or landscape mode.

Easy 2-Piece Assembly: Snaps together easily for instant use - more time for reading, less time building.

Glossy Finish: Sleek, stylish, and perfect for desks, nightstands, or anywhere you need a little space from people.

Compact & Portable: Lightweight and easy to carry, making it great for home, the library, or your favorite people free zone.

Perfect for bookworms, students, home office setups, or as a gift for your favorite sarcastic introvert.