"Pathetic" Judgy Owl Purple Lined Spiral Notebook - Floofles by Brandon Ellis

Meet the notebook that speaks your truth - featuring Brandon Ellis’s original illustration of the world’s grumpiest owl and the brutally honest caption: “Pathetic.”

Whether you're jotting down passive-aggressive reminders, existential thoughts, or just pretending to stay productive, this spiral-bound sidekick understands your energy - and fully supports your right to be unimpressed.

Why You'll Love It:

🖊️ Original Artwork by Brandon Ellis: Designed 100% by hand - no AI here. Every illustration is created under our Authocracy™ brand commitment to real, human-made art.

📄 90gsm Paper: Great for journaling, sketching, or silently judging in bullet-point form.

🔁 Metal Spiral Binding: Flips smoothly, stays flat, and never snaps under pressure. Unlike you.

📁 Handy Document Pocket: Store notes, receipts, or that long list of things you’re not dealing with yet.

📓 Durable 350gsm Cover: Built to handle your backpack, coffee spills, and emotional meltdowns.

📏 Compact Size - 6" x 8", 118 Ruled Pages: Just enough space for your brilliance, grievances, and grudges.

Perfect for fans of dark humor and dry honesty, introverts with opinions. The ideal gift for tired, sarcastic people (a.k.a everyone).