"I'm Not Salty" Cheeky Salt Shaker White Tote Bag - Floofles by Brandon Ellis

Introducing the tote bag that speaks your truth — or at least, pretends not to.

Featuring the smug little salt shaker who swears everything’s fine, this design by Brandon Ellis delivers peak passive-aggressive energy with a wink.

Whether you’re hauling books, groceries, or unresolved feelings, this tote’s got your back — and your attitude.

Why You’ll Love It:

Original Artwork by Brandon Ellis — Featuring the iconic “I’m Not Salty” shaker who’s lying, but in a really cute way.

100% Polyester Fabric — Lightweight, tough, and way more functional than your coping mechanisms.

Reinforced Stitching on Handles — Built for real-life weight (both physical and emotional).

Spacious Boxed Corners — Roomy enough for your essentials, and that one grudge you refuse to let go.

Custom Handle Colors — Choose the shade that best matches your current mood.

Available in Three Sizes — Whether you’re packing light or preparing for emotional overpacking.

Because it’s not just a tote.
It’s a portable message. A fabric eye-roll. A soft yet structured way to say, “I’m chill, I swear.”