"I'm Not Salty" Cheeky Salt Shaker Blue Lined Spiral Notebook - Floofles by Brandon Ellis

Meet the notebook that’s definitely fine. Totally fine. No sarcasm here at all.

Designed and illustrated by Brandon Ellis, this spiral-bound sass-fest features a grinning salt shaker confidently claiming: “I’m Not Salty.” Sure, buddy. We believe you.

Whether you’re writing to-do lists, journaling your petty grievances, or crafting the perfect passive-aggressive email (in drafts only, of course), this notebook understands the art of quiet judgment.

Why You'll Love It:

🖊️ Original Artwork by Brandon Ellis: Designed 100% by hand - no AI here. Every illustration is created under our Authocracy™ brand commitment to real, human-made art. 

📄 90gsm Paper: Great for notes, doodles, and processing your “I’m totally over it” energy.

🔁 Metal Spiral Binding: Opens flat. No resistance - unlike your tolerance for nonsense.

📁 Handy Document Pocket: Perfect for stashing those “just in case” notes or receipts you swear you’ll get to.

📓 Durable 350gsm Cover: Tough enough to survive your eye rolls and dramatic sighs.

📏 Compact Size - 6" x 8", 118 Ruled Pages: Big enough to vent, small enough to hide when you need to.

Perfect for those friends who say “I’m fine” but aren’t, salty coworkers who need an outlet or anyone who deserves a little laugh with their list-making.