"I'm Not Salty" Cheeky Salt Shaker Blue Phone Holder - Floofles by Brandon Ellis

Give your phone the pedestal it deserves — with a little side-eye included.

Featuring the famously unbothered salt shaker who insists, “I’m Not Salty,” this phone holder is part stand, part statement, and 100% ready to judge your screen time.

Designed & illustrated by Brandon Ellis, this piece combines function with sass. Whether you're watching videos, taking calls, or dramatically ignoring notifications, this grinning shaker keeps your phone upright while pretending he’s totally fine, thanks for asking.

Why You’ll Love It:

Original Illustration by Brandon Ellis – That salty smirk printed in crisp, bold color to remind everyone who’s really running the show.

Durable Materials – Hardboard base and sturdy plastic leg that can handle your phone, your attitude, and your five-hour scrolling sessions.

Easy 2-Piece Assembly – Pops together in seconds so you can get back to doing absolutely nothing (with flair).

Glossy Finish – A sleek shine that looks great on desks, nightstands, or any place you plot your next subtle revenge.

Compact & Lightweight – Supports portrait or landscape mode, making it ideal for video calls, scrolling, or staring dramatically into the void.

Whether it’s on your desk or bedside table, the “I’m Not Salty” phone holder doesn’t just prop up your phone — it props up your personality.

Perfect for the sass queen, the silent grudge-holder, and anyone who insists they’re definitely not salty (but absolutely are).