"I'm Not Salty" Cheeky Salt Shaker Blue Gaming Mouse Pad - Floofles by Brandon Ellis

Add a dash of cheeky charm and zero bitterness to your workspace with this gaming mouse mat featuring the notorious grinning salt shaker boldly claiming “I’m Not Salty.”

Designed and illustrated by Brandon Ellis, this mat is a playful reminder that sometimes the best moves come with a sprinkle of sass — and a wink that says, “Yeah, I’m salty… but I’m owning it.”

Whether you’re crushing deadlines, gaming like a pro, or just scrolling through the chaos of the day, this mouse mat keeps your setup smooth, your mouse precise, and your vibe effortlessly cool.

Why You’ll Love It

Original Illustration by artist Brandon Ellis - Featuring the cheeky, grinning salt shaker that’s definitely not salty (or so he claims).

Durable Polyester Top — Smooth, soft surface for pixel-perfect precision and a salty side-eye.

Natural Rubber Base — Non-slip grip keeps your salt shaker and mouse exactly where they need to be.

Vibrant, Long-Lasting Print — That cheeky grin and “I’m Not Salty” caption stay bright, no matter how intense your session gets.

Easy to Clean — Wipes down quickly after spills, snacks, or any accidental salt mishaps.

Compact 9.5" × 8" Size — Perfect fit for any desk, battle station, or workspace with attitude.

Perfect for gamers, writers, or anyone who knows that a little salt — real or not — makes life way more interesting.