"I Berry My Feelings" Illustrated Shady Strawberry Unisex T-Shirt - Floofles by Brandon Ellis

Not all emotions need to be processed. Some just need a good shirt.

This is the shirt for people who keep it together on the outside and gently unravel in lowercase on the inside. Featuring Brandon Ellis’s small but emotionally unavailable strawberry - shovel in hand, feelings deeply buried - this shirt is for anyone who prefers quiet deflection over loud confrontation.

Soft, relaxed, and just cryptic enough to keep people guessing, it’s the perfect layer of casual denial.

Why You’ll Love It:

🖊️ Original Artwork by Brandon Ellis: Designed 100% by hand - no AI here. Every illustration is created under our Authocracy™ brand commitment to real, human-made art.  

🖤 Garment-Dyed Fabric: Pre-softened with a lived-in feel, ideal for low-stakes spirals.

🌱 100% Ethically Sourced US Cotton: Soft on your skin, neutral on your emotional spectrum.

🪡 Double-Needle Stitching: Built for everyday wear (and long-term avoidance).

👕 No Side Seams: A clean, smooth fit - no drama, no distractions.

📏 Unisex Sizes S–3XL: Multiple fits for all flavors of internalized chaos.

🌈 Available in 6 Colors: From “emotionally distant neutrals” to “high-functioning pink.”

Not just a shirt. It’s a boundary.