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"I Berry My Feelings" Shady Strawberry Red Tote Bag - Floofles by Brandon Ellis

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The boldest way to bury your feelings - now in red.

This isn’t just a tote, it’s a statement (and possibly a warning). Featuring Brandon Ellis’s emotionally evasive strawberry with a shovel, this red edition brings a little extra drama to your daily denial.

Whether you’re carrying groceries, notebooks, or stuff you’ll “deal with later,” this bag handles it all - without asking questions.

Why You'll Love It

Original Artwork by Brandon Ellis: A strawberry in full avoidance mode, captured mid-shovel. 

100% Polyester Fabric: Loud on the outside, emotionally locked on the inside.

Reinforced Stitching on Handles: Ready to carry your actual weight and your metaphorical one.

Spacious Boxed Corners: Fits everything from snacks to secrets.

Customisable Handle Colors: Match your mood, or don’t. The strawberry certainly isn’t.

Available in Three Sizes: Whether you’re packing light or emotionally overpacked, there’s room.

 

Carry it all. Process none of it. Your new favorite “I’m fine” tote — now in a fiery red.


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Color: Black

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