"I Berry My Feelings" Shady Strawberry Red Phone Holder - Floofles by Brandon Ellis

Put your phone on hold — literally, with a side of “I’m fine.”

Featuring Brandon Ellis’s famously indifferent strawberry, shovel at the ready and feelings firmly buried, this phone holder keeps your device propped up - and your mood perfectly unreadable.

Whether you’re video chatting, binge-watching, or dodging notifications like a pro, this stand offers steady support with zero emotional commitment.

Why You’ll Love It

Original Artwork by Brandon Ellis: Expertly drawn, carefully designed - Authocracy™ has a firm no AI stance on every single one of our creations, so you know you are always getting the real deal.

Durable Materials: Hardboard base and sturdy plastic leg built to keep your phone and your patience upright.

Easy 2-Piece Assembly: Pops together in seconds so you can get back to pretending you’re fine.

Glossy Finish: Stylish enough for your desk, nightstand, or anywhere you keep your calm facade.

Compact & Lightweight: Holds your phone in portrait or landscape with effortless grace.

This phone holder is more than a stand — it’s a subtle reminder that sometimes the best way to cope is to keep things propped up and feelings tucked away.

Perfect for the low-key avoider, the casual observer, and anyone who prefers their drama on mute.