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"I Berry My Feelings" Shady Strawberry Red Gaming Mouse Pad - Floofles by Brandon Ellis

Regular price $14.99
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This strawberry isn’t here to feel—it’s here to function.

Featuring original artwork by Brandon Ellis, this mouse mat stars one lil' strawberry with a shovel and zero interest in having a conversation about it.

Ideal for anyone who prefers their workspace tidy, their mouse movement smooth, and their feelings neatly buried beneath a glossy surface.

Why You'll Love It

Original Artwork by Brandon Ellis: Expertly drawn, carefully designed -  Authocracy™ has a firm no AI stance on every single one of our creations, so you know you are always getting the real deal.

Durable Polyester Surface: Smooth enough for pixel-perfect precision, cool enough to pretend everything’s fine.

Natural Rubber Base: Keeps your mouse mat steady, even when you’re spiraling a little.

Vibrant, Long-Lasting Print: That emotionally detached strawberry isn’t going anywhere (just like that cringey memory from five years ago).

Easy To Clean: For coffee spills, snack crumbs, or post-breakdown cleanup.

Compact 9.5" × 8" Size: Fits your desk without taking up space - or making it about you.

 

For the emotionally efficient, functionally fine, and quietly crumbling.


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