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"Why Are You Talking?" Grumpy Bear Phone Holder - Floofles by Brandon Ellis

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Meet your new desk dictator: the “Why Are You Talking?” grouchy bear phone holder.


Designed and illustrated by Brandon Ellis, this phone stand features a perpetually grumpy bear who’s had enough of chatter - and is here to hold your phone (and your patience) with zero nonsense.

Whether you’re dodging distractions, grinding through work, or just trying to survive the day, this bear’s glare says it all: “Don’t bother me.” Perfect for anyone who needs a little grumpy sass to keep their space—and their sanity—in check.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Vibrant Colors: Bold printing that captures every scowl and side-eye in stunning detail.

  • Built to Last: Solid hardboard with a tough plastic leg, ready to support your phone - and your mood swings.

  • Snap & Go Assembly: Two pieces, one quick snap, zero hassle.

  • Glossy Finish: Sleek, shiny, and just as sharp as this bear’s attitude.

  • Compact & Portable: Fits anywhere you want to silently say “Not now.”

 

Perfect for grumpy mornings, “do not disturb” vibes, and anyone who secretly loves a little bear-sized attitude on their desk.

 

Makes a great gift for anyone who knows that sometimes, the best accessory is a little grump.


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