"Books, Because People Suck" Illustrated Bunny Unisex T-Shirt - Floofles by Brandon Ellis

For those who prefer chapters over chatter.

Let the world know where your loyalty lies - with a book in one hand and zero patience for small talk. This shirt features the sassy, book-obsessed bunny designed & illustrated by Brandon Ellis, sporting the unapologetic tagline “Books, Because People Suck.”

Perfect for curling up with your latest read or making a statement out and about, this shirt delivers cozy comfort with a side of sass.

Why You’ll Love It:

🖊️ Original Artwork by Brandon Ellis: Designed 100% by hand - no AI here. Every illustration is created under our Authocracy™ brand commitment to real, human-made art. 

🖤 Garment-Dyed Fabric: Vintage softness and color that only gets better with time.

🌱 100% Ethically Sourced US Cotton: Breathable, durable, and made with a conscience.

🪡 Double-Needle Stitching: Ready for all your adventures, bookish or otherwise.

👕 No Side Seams: For a clean, flattering fit from every angle.

📏 Unisex Sizes S–3XL: Perfectly relaxed for every mood - from bookworm to hermit.

🌈 Available in 6 Colors: Choose the shade that fits your vibe - whether it’s “quietly judging” or “full-on introvert.”

This shirt isn’t just about style - it’s a declaration. Because some days, books really are better company.