"Books, Because People Suck" Bunny White Tote Bag - Floofles by Brandon Ellis

For when you’d rather be reading than people-ing.

Meet your new favorite tote, starring Brandon Ellis’s unapologetic book-loving bunny and the brutally honest slogan “Books, Because People Suck.” This bag is perfect for anyone who’d rather spend their day surrounded by pages than small talk.

Whether you’re hauling your latest literary obsession, groceries, or just the weight of the world, this tote is ready to carry it all.

Why You’ll Love It

Original Artwork by Brandon Ellis: Expertly drawn, carefully designed - Authocracy™ has a firm no AI stance on every single one of our creations, so you know you are always getting the real deal.

100% Polyester Fabric: Tough enough to handle your book piles and daily chaos.

Reinforced Stitching on Handles: Handles built for real-life loads (and maybe the weight of your witty comebacks).

Spacious Boxed Corners: Fits everything from novels to your matching notebook.

Customizable Handle Colors: Choose your favorite and carry it your way.

Three Sizes Available: For the minimalist packer or the full-on book hoarder.

Carry your books, your mood, and your “leave me alone” energy in one stylish, durable tote bag. Because sometimes, the best company really is a good book.