"Books, Because People Suck" Bunny Orange Tote Bag - Floofles by Brandon Ellis

Bright enough to carry your mood. Blunt enough to warn others.

Say hello to your new favorite tote - now in a bold orange that’s as loud as your love for books (and about as subtle as your tolerance for people). Featuring Brandon Ellis’s unapologetic bunny deeply engrossed in a book and the caption “Books, Because People Suck,” this tote is your new best friend for library runs, errand escapes, and social avoidance in style.

Whether you're carrying novels, your matching notebook, or the emotional weight of being a functional introvert, this tote can handle it - quietly and efficiently.

Why You’ll Love It

Original Artwork by Brandon Ellis: Expertly drawn, carefully designed - Authocracy™ has a firm no AI stance on every single one of our creations, so you know you are always getting the real deal.

100% Polyester Fabric: Lightweight but tough - just like your reading habits.

Reinforced Stitching on Handles: Built for heavy lifting (especially the kind that comes with hardcovers).

Spacious Boxed Corners: More space for books, snacks, and the receipts you’ll never sort.

Customizable Handle Colors: Pick the perfect contrast to your fiery orange mood.

Three Sizes Available: Whether you’re a light packer or a “just one more book” type.

Whether you're heading to the library, your favorite café, or just away from people in general, this tote has your back - and your books.