"Books, Because People Suck" Bunny Orange Gaming Mouse Pad - Floofles by Brandon Ellis

The quiet desk companion for anyone who’d rather be reading.

Add a touch of anti-social charm to your workspace with this delightfully blunt mouse mat featuring Brandon Ellis’s unapologetic bookworm bunny and the caption we’re all secretly thinking: “Books, Because People Suck.”

Whether you're doom-scrolling, online shopping, or pretending to work while really planning your next reading binge, this mouse mat is here to keep things smooth, steady, and just the right amount of antisocial.

Why You’ll Love It

Original Artwork by Brandon Ellis: Expertly drawn, carefully designed - Authocracy™ has a firm no AI stance on every single one of our creations, so you know you are always getting the real deal.

Durable Polyester Surface: Perfect for accurate scrolling, subtle side-eyeing, and switching tabs when someone walks by.

Natural Rubber Base: Stays firmly in place, even when your patience doesn’t.

Vibrant, Long-Lasting Print: That book-loving bunny isn’t fading - and neither is your opinion about people.

Easy to Clean: Because caffeine-fueled scrolling is rarely spill-free.

Compact 9.5" × 8" Size: Fits any desk, home setup, or quiet reading corner.

Smart, snarky, and surprisingly supportive - just like your favorite book. This mouse mat is your daily reminder that peace and quiet are only a few pages away.