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"Bad To The Bone" Floofles Orange Tote Bag - by Brandon Ellis

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Meet your new partner in crime, designed & illustrated by Brandon Ellis: a grumpy bulldog holding a sign that says, “I’ve been a bad boy.” with Bad to the Bone stamped underneath. Because who needs a good dog when you can have a bad one?

With its eye catching orange color and vibrant, head turning design, this unique dog tote bag can be taken everywhere. You could even use it to carry your bad mood to the office (and look fabulous while doing it). Whatever you're up to, this bag’s got the sass to match.

Features That Are Built for the Bold:

100% Polyester Body: Tough as nails and quick-drying - this bag can handle whatever life (or your dog) throws at it. 

Reinforced Stitching on Handles: Stronger than your last excuse for not going to the gym. These handles are made to carry your books and your attitude.

Boxed Corners: Extra space to fit all your essentials - and a little bit of your sass. Go ahead, fill it up. This tote can take it.

Custom Handle Colors: Choose a color that screams "you" - because why should your tote be as basic as everyone else’s?

Three Sizes Available: Big, medium, or small? Pick the size that fits your vibe.


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Color: Black

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