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"Bad To The Bone" Grumpy Bulldog Orange Lined Spiral Notebook - Floofles by Brandon Ellis

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Meet your new partner in crime: a grumpy bulldog holding a sign that says “I’ve been a bad boy”, with Bad to the Bone stamped underneath.

Designed and illustrated by Brandon Ellis, this hilariously guilty pup skipped his homework, chewed your shoes, and still got a treat. Sound familiar?

Perfect for rebellious notes, snarky lists, and unfiltered thoughts written before your coffee has kicked in.

Why You'll Love It:

🖊️ Original Artwork by Brandon Ellis: Designed 100% by hand - no AI here. Every illustration is created under our Authocracy™ brand commitment to real, human-made art.

📄 90gsm Paper: Smooth, sturdy pages for journaling, doodling, or daily plotting.

🔁 Metal Spiral Binding: Flips like a dream - ideal for dramatic sighs and mic-drop moments.

📁 Handy Document Pocket: Tuck away receipts, secrets, or that "I'll behave tomorrow" promise.

📓 Durable 350gsm Cover: Tough enough to survive couches, backpacks, or being used as a coaster on a lazy day.

📏 Compact  Size – 6" x 8", 118 Ruled Pages: Just the right size for your chaotic brilliance.

Perfect for dog lovers, giving a gift with attitude and people who like to color outside the lines. Whether you're writing brilliance or just pretending to behave, this notebook gets you.


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